More ridiculous spamonyms… all I can say is that these guys really need to get a better name generator:

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From: “Ira Qoarhfi” <encumbercst@bfiltness.freeserve.co.uk>
To: “Sal Qhexlulc” <designs@zone38.net>

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From: “Job Sgecj” <beakwta@cybergenerations.com>
To: “Amelia Ipaqcipr” <designs@zone38.net>

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From: “Martin Wsnalal” <regimentedgoboc@finemores.com.au>
To: “Bel Nkpiffau” <designs@zone38.net>

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From: “Mortimer Eulpw” <blatantga@casetrakker.com>
To: “Lesley Ibloe” <designs@zone38.net>

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