Once again, this is verbatim. And I don’t even have to obscure any URLs or phone numbers this time!
Subject: Banks ARE Competing over you. JIRK
From: “Rejean Annette”
Your mtg process is approved, for rates starting at the lowest fixed rate
…and yes, that was the entirety of the message body. O_o
And who does Rejean Annette think she is, anyway, calling me a JIRK like that? Heh.