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Letters to the World

18-Mar-2005

Attack of the Mad Lib Spam

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 4:31 pm

This text appeared below the embedded image in a prescription drug spam. I am quoting this entirely verbatim.

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The text/plain part of the message was even more absurd:

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All I have to add is that Noam Chomsky could have a field day with these.

09-Mar-2005

My, art is full of things!

Filed under: General — codeman38 @ 1:04 am

Further proof that playing Katamari Damacy really can alter one’s way of thinking: Katamari Da Vinci.

(via BoingBoing)

05-Mar-2005

Duck… clop… clap?!

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 3:27 pm

There are so many funny things in this spam, I don’t even know where to start. Do people really fall for something that looks this… utterly fake?

Subject: top offer on nervous disorder prescriptions
From: “Lorenzo Gill” <wifnvc@sunset.net>

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