The latest from the spamonym files: “Preposition A. Perot”. No relation to H. Ross, I suppose…

The latest from the ‘silly spammer names’ files: Ponies M. Lounges.

Pseudonyms taken from the latest batch of spam:

“Contentment M. Cows”
“Endorser E. Mesquites”
“Menageries O. Howl”

More ridiculous spamonyms… all I can say is that these guys really need to get a better name generator:

Subject: Massive rocck-sooliidd ereccttions in 60 seconds or less!
From: “Ira Qoarhfi” <encumbercst@bfiltness.freeserve.co.uk>
To: “Sal Qhexlulc” <designs@zone38.net>

Subject: ljoima OS-Adobe-Macromedia etc All under $15-$99 CDS aldveoe
From: “Job Sgecj” <beakwta@cybergenerations.com>
To: “Amelia Ipaqcipr” <designs@zone38.net>

Subject: ksac Do you have Depression ? navom
From: “Martin Wsnalal” <regimentedgoboc@finemores.com.au>
To: “Bel Nkpiffau” <designs@zone38.net>

Subject: bmoreb Most popular software! Best offer! hsat
From: “Mortimer Eulpw” <blatantga@casetrakker.com>
To: “Lesley Ibloe” <designs@zone38.net>

"I must say that I normally do not buy software on the internet, but I sure am glad I found OEM SOFTWARE. Not only was the price unbeatable, but the customer service is better. I was very pleased with the results of my orders, and will refer all friends to order from them. Thank you!"
Lew Pguoebe

Yes, this is actually how I received the messsage; it was sent with a MIME type of text/plain, thus ensuring that I saw the raw source code…

And yes, I know I’m obsessing a lot over spam lately… I just think things like this demonstrate how bad a method of marketing spam really is. Heh.

(more…)

Subject: Get wht you deserve now -cab driver 08 biceps
From: “MBA Degree ” <terjhqzpkhy@gala.net>
To: cody@zone38.net

I didn’t realize that I deserved eight cab driver biceps. In fact, I’m not sure what exactly is so special about cab driver biceps…

(more…)

Subject: leew Uncle Rummie’s Hangover Pills! awngap
From: “Davy Btipn” <programmingwakrg@hbi.com>
To: “Frances Vixetzkn” <designs@zone38.net>

Subject: osin Softwares CDS all software under $15 and $99! bylm
From: “Dora Fywohat” <Greenfeldteo@mdi9834.com>
To: “Nora Yoolad” <designs@zone38.net>

(more…)

Actual headers taken from a random selection of spam in my mailbox:

Subject: oleuieu try your luck! lhoe
From: “Hermann Lwagppua” <counterflowgavrd@lionapparel.com>
To: “Donald Krw” <designs@zone38.net>

Subject: octasi Viagra at 0.95$ per dose!!! Buy it! ajoutgu
From: “Isolde Bsagnfo” <infectedullcn@dfg.nl>
To: “Cordelia Ulki” <designs@zone38.net>

(more…)

I’m quoting this exactly as I received it. It’s… so messed up.

First off, the headers:

Subject: Valium and Xanax, etc shipped to you fr3e Cody minivan 153 haunches
From: "Riley Crain" <kujnhjl@tut.by>
X-Mailer: apportion laborious kensington
Organization: cleavage 503 gonads

Given the name of his organization, I have to wonder whether he’s hawking Viagra and its ilk as well…

The plain-text portion of the message:

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And the text of the HTML portion:

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Indeed, hydrogen atom over somnambulist boogie over steam engine.Most widows believe that somnambulist near sanitize girl from.
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The latest spamonyms, all from rather nonsensical Cialis spam:

• “Stanzas U. Devouter”
• “Exorcizes A. Limestone”
• “Wreckage K. Respectively”
• “Tasselling C. Retreaded”