Confidential to Reuters News: That’s Tennessee, not Kentucky.

I guess my sense of direction isn’t that terrible after all, eh? 😉

Irony defined: “Consumer Reports, the magazine that uncovers safety problems in everything from appliances to beauty products, says it’s guilty of giving consumers a potentially dangerous product.”

OK, yet another stupid spam from my spare e-mail account…

It starts off innocently enough:

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (address deleted) on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 20:30:48

Unfortunately, the headers tell a different story.

To:codeman04@hotmail.com, codeman322@earthlink.net, codeman38@yahoo.com, codeman43@earthlink.net, codeman55@hotmail.com

Must be one of those new-fangled multiuser feedback forms. (And yes, of course, only one of those addresses belongs to me. <grin>)

2002 was a landmark year for students at Taylor County High School in western Georgia. Why? Simple: this is the first year that their prom has ever been racially integrated.

And now, my question: What took them so long?!

A hint to would-be robbers: If you’re going to rob a store, make sure the license plate on your getaway car doesn’t have your name printed on it.