From the “bizarre spam subject lines” file…

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I don’t know why, but the mental image of bowling ball alchemists cracks me up, for some reason. I’m not exactly sure what you’d want to transmute a bowling ball into…

And the text of the e-mail was yet another one of those series of randomly-generated sentences interspersed with images that my mail client of choice doesn’t show. Heh. (Copying and pasting the URLs of the images, for the record, revealed that it was yet another ‘university’ ‘diploma’ scam.)

The full text, for those who are amused by these things:

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