Heh. I’ve already admitted many times to having looked at spam just to see how inane the advertised “offers” actually were.

Today, I got a spam offering to add e-commerce functionality to my site. All fine and dandy, except that first of all, I don’t really have anything to sell, and second, even if I did, I wouldn’t exactly want to partner with someone having the domain “increaseyoubuisnesstoday12345.com”, considering the subject of one major section of my site.

A college student in New York has extended the idea of “magnetic poetry” by painting words onto cows and letting them roam. Really. Sounds like something straight out of a satirical newspaper, and yet you just can’t make this stuff up…