Ah, ATF. Once again, you’ve saved us from the dangerous threat of…cosplay?

No, really— it’s a news item from right here at the University of Georgia: ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat.

ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

Note to any ATF agents reading this: please, think twice before you decide to hold any sort of training September 22-24 in the vicinity of the Cobb Galleria. It’s for your own good; trust me. ^_~