It’s time for another round of spamonyms! Who doesn’t like finding absurd entertainment in junk e-mail, after all? And, well, I realized I hadn’t made one of these sorts of posts in a while, so there was quite a backlog…

Once again, all of these names were actually found in the ‘From’ field of messages in my spam box. I only wish I were making these up…

• Sexually T. Eternity (Selling, interestingly enough, software. Not Viagra.)
• Imprisoning U. Cellist
• Robbing D. Heptagons
• Plexiglases T. Woodwind
• Performances R. Indeed
• Eagles O. Worries
• Fractal G. Sorrier
• Uncontrollably V. Hike
• Deviltry R. Instrumentality
• Neurosis Q. Elfish
• Ponders V. Goof
• Sodium I. Deserters
• Loafs G. Barker
• Heath I. Sportscaster
• Inpatient Q. Heartthrobs
• Kneaded E. Mama
• Chiropractor B. Vanity
• Factually K. Okras
• Alabamians A. Peak
• Avast H. Venomously
• Pastiest S. Cheapness
• Unparalleled Q. Daisy
• Scrimshaw R. Energetically
• Drachma O. Waterproofs
• Lagniappes D. Cinerama
• Plushier Q. Oxides
• Pounding J. Oddities
• Skate O. Cesspools
• Dictaphone H. Slaughterers
• Streetwalkers C. Ambivalently
• Philatelic D. Squealer
• Overacting B. Ridiculousness
• Hibachi T. Exploded