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Monkey see, monkey spam

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 10:35 am

Y’know, spam just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Here’s one I got yesterday; I’ve obscured the top-level domain of the spammer’s URL to avoid promoting their site, but everything else is verbatim:

Subject: Long time
From: “Chris Reilly” <>

Hi conceit,

I’ve just found the perfect oil to help during those in timate nights with your sign ificant other

bushwhack http://ovate.candrugs.###/x/s10/beneath.helix sixgun

I promise, anteater exact

Tina Pagan

“Hi conceit?” “Anteater exact?” “Tina Pagan, baboon?” Come to think of it, that last one does make sense; these spams are so nonsensical that they must be written by monkeys!

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