Ah, yes, it’s been a while since I last posted a set of these. So, without further ado, here are some… rather interesting… pseudonyms that I’ve found in the “From” lines of junk e-mail:

• Smacking B. Cloak
• Merits E. Briefcases
• Sworn R. Haunts
• Lana G. Footballer
• Brothel I. Abridge
• Abashed Q. Spin
• Faucet H. Defensive
• Blackberries C. Neighed
• Trunks R. Lanterns
• Caligula T. Gunshots
• Rubbished P. Forklifts
• Impious Q. Dickeys
• Monsoon P. Pixy
• Answer O. Waves
• Potentialities L. Enameling
• Biggest E. Guarani
• Sailfish O. Jouncing
• Condor E. Catechism
• Unreasonable M. Boysenberries
• Umpteen S. Whirlpool
• Evil B. Neatly
• Apennines C. Melanomata
• Experimentation F. Conjuncture

And an honorable mention, for most unpronounceable surnames, goes to:

• Sylvia Jphlbyp
• Jake Dtafalpf
• Pius Ulldb
• Micky Wdatwfu
• Rita Qewalp
• Kitty Wna
• Max Vnvunett
• Rowland Yhdooofu
• Noll Deutlmoq
• Sandy Nsrois

Also, according to various spams from among the above, my own name is one of either:

• Frank Nxi
• Elisa Xthecot
• Romeo Wotwn
• Dickie Joveesqd
• Molly Nizuug
• Nik Vxpa
• Clementina Aoprpa

…or my favorite: Ik Qrguhh. Ik Qrguhh. If anyone can pronounce that, he or she deserves a round of applause, perhaps even a standing ovation…