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The full text of three spams, obviously part of the same campaign, that I received earlier today:
Subject: Your interests..
From: "Asgard Q. Scarify" <byzantine@worryguts.com>What are the washing instructions?
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated.Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful.
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We take greater pains to persuade others we are happy than in trying to think so ourselves.
I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.
Subject: Your interests..
From: "Manikin A. Tablespoons" <trampling@1-nil.com>Well!
Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man.
Death is the cure for all diseases.The main thing is to make history, not to write it.
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No one wants advice, only corroboration.
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
It was Greek to me.
Subject: Be HAPPY!
From: "Predates G. Resent" <ovate@prideoflondon.com>What's your pleasure, squire?
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes.Think of many things, do only one.
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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
The rich are always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.
The eternal quest of the human being is to shatter his loneliness.