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30-Jun-2004

Great moments in spamvertising

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 10:58 pm

The full text of three spams, obviously part of the same campaign, that I received earlier today:

Subject: Your interests..
From: "Asgard Q. Scarify" <byzantine@worryguts.com>

What are the washing instructions?
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated.Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful.
You have enjoyed VlaCra and wish for a longer effect? GIAIis can make it happen.
Enjoy It! civilian pasting unhome semioriental eburneoid
We take greater pains to persuade others we are happy than in trying to think so ourselves.
I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.


Subject: Your interests..
From: "Manikin A. Tablespoons" <trampling@1-nil.com>

Well!
Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man.
Death is the cure for all diseases.The main thing is to make history, not to write it.
You have enjoyed VlaCra and wish for a longer effect? GIAIis can make it happen.
Enjoy It! snivel sublecturer ordinally baalism forebemoaned
No one wants advice, only corroboration.
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
It was Greek to me.


Subject: Be HAPPY!
From: "Predates G. Resent" <ovate@prideoflondon.com>

What's your pleasure, squire?
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes.Think of many things, do only one.
You have enjoyed VlaCra and wish for a longer effect? GIAIis can make it happen.
Enjoy It! curtailment phorometric programist unconversably delicate
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
The rich are always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.
The eternal quest of the human being is to shatter his loneliness.

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