To everyone who’s gotten infected with W32.Beagle.W and happens to have my e-mail address somewhere on your hard disk:

Will anything ever convince you to stop opening random e-mail attachments from strangers, no matter how enticing they may seem? I mean, this one doesn’t even spoof the e-mail addresses of actual friends, like some of the previous versions; I’d think this one would be easier to spot as a fake…

Really… you’d think people would have just an iota of sense after the last twenty-something incarnations of the virus, wouldn’t you?