SELECT * FROM otaku WHERE geekiness > 9000
This is why I should not be allowed to buy action figures at Anime Weekend Atlanta:
For those unfamiliar with that character, that’s Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She’s an alien android who can communicate with the universe’s Data Entity and alter the state of the universe via rapidly spoken SQL statements. (No, seriously— this is canon. One of her image songs is even titled “SELECT”.)
So naturally, I had to have her posing in front of a MySQL administration interface.
I am truly a complete and utter geek.