I don’t think I’ll ever be able to beat the spamonym I mentioned a few days ago, but this one comes close:
“Prominently G. Malfunctions”
Honestly, I’m not sure I’d want to buy medications from a Prominently Malfunctions. That just seems risky. 🙂
Edited 9:43 PM to add: The spam folder tonight contains still more absurd prescription drug ads, this time from “Waggles L. Grief” and– I kid you not– “Hippopotami C. Spitballs”. There’s just no way you can make these names up!