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19-Feb-2004

I don’t like spam!

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 8:58 am

Mrggh. Some stupid comment spammer with an affinity for the name John hit my blog last night with a salvo of comments advertising casinos and business grants. And he did it while I was asleep, thus making it so I had to manually despam the comments when I finally woke up. The good news is that, because he only advertised two URLs in his thirty-five comments (!), it was very, very easy to do a global search for those addresses and delete all of the matching comments…

Spammers, I don’t mind you trying to increase your Google rankings, but don’t do it in my personal space…

17-Feb-2004

You could say I have a personality…

Filed under: General — codeman38 @ 11:31 am

A rather interesting Valentine’s Day article that I stumbled across while searching for various introvert-related things online:

ESTJ seeks INFP: Looking for love through personality tests

If any of this makes sense you’ve probably taken the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, a personality measurement developed by Isabel Briggs Myers and her mother, Katharine Cook Briggs. Today, the questionnaire is used by 2 million people a year and in nearly 90 of the Fortune 100 companies.

The four-letter acronyms […] are so eerily accurate it’s no surprise that they’ve found new life in the online-personals ads.

The evidence is plentiful, from mentions in Match.com profiles (“thoughtful ISTJ seeks similar”) to entire dating sites, such as TypeTango.com and JungDate.com, designed in large part around the Myers-Briggs or its close companion, the Keirsey Temperament Sorter.

As an INTP, one of the rarest personality types, I can totally associate with this article. It really is interesting how taking various Myers-Briggs-based personality tests online made me feel like I really wasn’t as much of an outcast as it originally seemed. I really do feel more “at home” with INTPs, INTJs and INFPs than I do any of the other types…

15-Feb-2004

Who do they think they’re fooling?

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 1:37 pm

The latest ridiculous names from the spam files (yes, I know, this is the latest topic I’ve been hyperfocusing on):

“Upholding L. Unsanctioned”
“Spellbinder C. Stabilized”

12-Feb-2004

From the “bizarre spam subject lines” file…

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 10:26 pm

Expand your educatíon Cody – bowling ball alchemists around 92

I don’t know why, but the mental image of bowling ball alchemists cracks me up, for some reason. I’m not exactly sure what you’d want to transmute a bowling ball into…

And the text of the e-mail was yet another one of those series of randomly-generated sentences interspersed with images that my mail client of choice doesn’t show. Heh. (Copying and pasting the URLs of the images, for the record, revealed that it was yet another ‘university’ ‘diploma’ scam.)

The full text, for those who are amused by these things:

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10-Feb-2004

::snort::

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 8:54 am

I think I may have found the Best Spam Pseudonym Ever:

::drumroll…::

“Blasts O. Booty”. I kid you not.

And to make this even funnier, it was a Viagra spam…

09-Feb-2004

Finally, a ‘reality’ show for us geeks…

Filed under: General — codeman38 @ 12:13 pm

(Edited 2003-02-11 to fix the “celebrity spelling bee” link, which originally had a line break in it that caused it not to work.)

I am not making this up: Fox will be airing a celebrity spelling bee starting this Friday (yes, Friday the 13th– how appropriate…), with semifinals on the following Friday and finals in two weeks.

Gimmicky, you say? Sure, it is; and there couldn’t be a better time for it, what with the hit documentary Spellbound just having been released on video. Ridiculous as the idea of a celebrity spelling competition may seem, I still think I’m going to watch it; first of all, it sounds like there’s a potential for hilarity, especially among some of the more… dense… celebrities, and second, having participated in the National Spelling Bee myself, there’s a certain nostalgia factor to be found in watching such competitions.

A browser by any other name…

Filed under: General — codeman38 @ 10:30 am

Version 0.8 of Mozilla’s standalone browser, formerly known as Phoenix and Firebird and now known as Firefox, is finally out. Mozilla’s site seems to be overloaded today because of it, but the download mirrors in California and Britain seem to be surviving all the hits…

Edited 12:00pm to add: There’s also a new release of the Thunderbird mail client. Again, here are the mirrors in California and Britain. Also, I changed the second mirror from one in Spain to one in Britain because the latter site seems somewhat faster.

08-Feb-2004

More fun with spam

Filed under: General,Spam — codeman38 @ 3:54 pm

I know, I know, I’ve been posting a lot about junk mail lately. Hey, it’s not as if much has been going on in my life that’s worthy of note, so I figure I might rant about the mess that clogs my inbox every morning. Admittedly, the spam problem is made even worse by that stupid MyDoom virus. Although I have a server-side filter on my zone38.net mail accounts set up to block the virus based on certain strings found therein (see this F-Secure virus profile for the regular expressions to use), I still have addresses at other providers that are getting hit by it several times a day, and in addition I have to deal with the delivery failure notifications that are getting sent back to an innocent third party who happened to be in someone else’s address book.

Anyway, I found a couple of amusing spam-related weblogs while I was searching for posts about MyDoom-related annoyances. Because these involve subject lines found in actual spam, there are bound to be occasional entries that are in somewhat questionable taste, but in all honesty, I’ve seen far worse spam subjects in my own inbox than are mentioned on either of these sites…

First off is Kristin Thomas’ Spam Poetry, a reasonably successful attempt to assemble random quotations from the subject lines of junk e-mail into somewhat coherent verse. A bizarre idea, to be sure, but the results are actually quite interesting to read.

If poetry isn’t quite your thing, you might enjoy Good Things from Spam, an attempt to make sense of– and snarky comments about– the often incoherent and occasionally nonsensical non-sequiturs that are frequently found in the subjects of spam. Many of the comments on this site literally had me laughing out loud; if your sense of humor is anything like mine, you’ll probably find it hilarious as well.

05-Feb-2004

More from the spamonym front…

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 9:29 pm

Via the New York Times:

Yours Not So Truly, J. Goodspam

PURPOSES L. XYLOPHONIST sounds like my kind of man. Unique. Creative. Focused, with a hint of formality.

There is no way to be certain that Mr. Xylophonist is, in fact, a mister. Actually, it is a pretty safe bet he is not a person at all. The fact that his name appeared in the return line of a piece of unsolicited e-mail almost assures that he is not.

Mr. Xylophonist wrote trying to sell some pamphlet about maximizing profits on eBay. Or maybe that was what Beiderbecke P. Sawhorse was pitching. It was definitely not the one from Marylou Bowling; she wrote to tell about “Government Free Cash Grant Programs.” Then again, that might have been from Elfrieda Billman. As for Usefully T. Medicaids and Boggs Darrin, they both wrote about cheap drug sales, no prescription needed. (Of course.)

Incidentally, for those not keeping track, “spamonym” is, of course, a term I coined in a 20 January blog post to describe the phenomenon of weird sender names in spam.

29-Jan-2004

I pity all the spam recipients with severe dyslexia…

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 1:20 am

The actual text of a spam I received today… I swear, eventually spam will be so utterly obfuscated that it will literally be unreadable.

Actually, scratch that; I’ve already encountered quite a few spams that were unreadable in my mail client of choice…

Subject: amigo mcclellan
From: “Dollie Lang”

Hi,

Susper chamrge your louve lidfe!
Ordder your Vaiagbra and Seupfer Vikagjra sahfely and securmely onlixne.

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