Tales from Graduate School: Sic ‘Transit’ Gloria Mundi
Argh. Yes, there may be a public transit system here, but rapid transit it is not.
I decided to take a little excursion this afternoon, while I had some free time, to go to the grocery store to pick up a couple things I needed— namely, orange juice and a box of blueberry Toaster Strudels™®©. (Mm, I love those things.)
Catching the bus to the grocery store wasn’t an issue, either. So I got there without a hitch, and found the orange juice I needed… but lo and behold, the store’s freezer wasn’t working properly, so the Toaster Strudels were more than a bit warm. I didn’t want to risk it, so I decided just not to bother with them.
So I came out with the grocery store and waited eight minutes for the bus, just like the schedule said.
And waited.
And waited.
By this point, it was already past time for the bus to be several stops past the one I was at, yet I hadn’t seen the slightest hint of it.
So I decided to walk back a bit… slow as it was.
Finally, after several minutes of walking— honestly, I had lost count of how long it had been by then— a bus showed up and I stepped on, to ride it all the way around the route. Naturally, there had been no buses that showed up on the other side of the street… and even if there had, there’s no way I’m playing a life-sized game of Frogger to get across that busy road. (Who in their right mind would design a major intersection and not put a crosswalk there, anyway?)
Total time spent? Over an hour. For a carton of orange juice. Now I have to go to some other store some other time to find the Toaster Strudels.
Maybe I should try my hand again at learning to ride a bike…