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Attack of the Mad Lib Spam

Filed under: Spam — codeman38 @ 4:31 pm

This text appeared below the embedded image in a prescription drug spam. I am quoting this entirely verbatim.

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The text/plain part of the message was even more absurd:

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All I have to add is that Noam Chomsky could have a field day with these.


  1. Heh.

    “And in latest news, Diameter troops entered Diameterville, rounded up all the radii there, and massacred the radii. The Diameter Nationalist Party had won a vast majority of seats in national elections, using the slogan ‘A radius is only half the segment a diameter is!'”

    “What was your relationship with your mother like? Did it involve volleyball?”

    “There’s a sailboat destroying the Holy Auditorium!”

    Comment by Lucky Wizard — 19-Mar-2005 @ 9:35 pm

  2. What’s not to understand? Just like the letters I write!

    Comment by Robert A. Dugger — 07-Apr-2005 @ 7:51 pm

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