OK, this one has to be shared in full, just because it’s so utterly… nonsensical. The link’s been munged to avoid promoting the spammer’s site, but everything else is as in the original e-mail:

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Gotta admit, Mr. Capitol’s e-mail address is quite apt! (Or should I call him Jiggle?)