Paradoxical junk mail
OK, this may be the most ridiculous spam disclaimer I’ve seen yet:
To be removed please call our automated removal system at (215)###-####. [number removed by codeman38]
Please note this is the only way to be removed. Removal request via fax or telephone will NOT be honored.
Besides the fact that they want us to pay long distance fees to access their “automated removal system”, they’re openly claiming that removal requests via telephone won’t be honored, so it would be useless anyway. Whaa?