Y’know, spam just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Here’s one I got yesterday; I’ve obscured the top-level domain of the spammer’s URL to avoid promoting their site, but everything else is verbatim:

Subject: Long time
From: “Chris Reilly” <fexxsjlb@cncou.com>

Hi conceit,

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bushwhack http://ovate.candrugs.###/x/s10/beneath.helix sixgun

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baboon

“Hi conceit?” “Anteater exact?” “Tina Pagan, baboon?” Come to think of it, that last one does make sense; these spams are so nonsensical that they must be written by monkeys!