And I procrastinated to work on this?

And I’ve finished the anagrammed MARTA map. Enjoy… I think some of these anagrams are really funny. Click on the thumbnail below to view full-size.

(I can only hope that MARTA is more lenient about fair use rights than the London Underground, who forced someone to pull a similar parody down…)

(Here’s the real version of MARTA’s map, for reference’s and comparison’s sake.)

In the interest of accessibility, a full list of anagrammed station names follows, each listed with its real-world equivalent.

Hub: Vine of Spit (Five Points)

Heron Lint: (North Line)
Retrace the Pence (Peachtree Center)
Vice Centric (Civic Center)
Unearth Oven (North Avenue)
Two Mind (Midtown)
Terran Sect (Arts Center)
Drenching Treble (Lindbergh Center)
Duke Bach (Buckhead)
Decent Miracle (Medical Center)
You’d Down (Dunwoody)
Spy Sans Grind (Sandy Springs)
Ron’s Nth Grips (North Springs)

Transient Hole: (Northeast Line)
On Lex (Lenox)
Pothole Saviour / Everything Broken (Brookhaven / Oglethorpe University)
Bleach Me (Chamblee)
Valid Lore (Doraville)

Ale Stein: (East Line)
Tiger Toe Saga (Georgia State)
Kremlin Amigo (King Memorial)
Stormy Napkin / Landowner (Inman Park / Reynoldstown)
Arcade / Knowledge Drop (Edgewood / Candler Park)
Steak Ale (East Lake)
Rude Cat (Decatur)
Naval Ode (Avondale)
Sonnet King (Kensington)
Acid Reek Inn (Indian Creek)

Lesion Hut: (South Line)
Rag Tent (Garnett)
Sew Dent (West End)
Antacid Yolk (Oakland City)
Workshop / Moan Deflector (Lakewood / Fort McPherson)
Piano Test (East Point)
Allegro Peck (College Park)
Rio Trap (Airport)

Isle Newt: (West Line)
Pain / Screwed / Recent Champ / Cling On (Dome / GWCC / Philips Arena / CNN Center)
Tiny Vice (Vine City)
Shaby (Ashby) [yes, I know, it’s misspelled, but it was either that or By Ash…]
Elk Sweat (West Lake)
Hostile Lemon Ham (Hamilton E. Holmes)

Electric Nero Pork: (Proctor Creek Line)
Hand Bake (Bankhead)