It was a dark and stormy…day?
Well, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results are in; surprisingly, I didn’t find out about it until late this afternoon, and of course it was neither dark nor stormy at that. Nor was it night, for that matter, but that’s not important; granted, it’s not as if anything is all too important when it comes to purple prose, since only the truly dedicated will slog through murky mires of horrid writing in the first place. But alas, though the day isn’t dark and stormy, my mind is, and my own attempts at writing really purple prose for this weblog entry are going over like a cloud of pure silver, not just silver-plate…
(Incidentally, typographical geek that I am, I love the runner-up entry about the flock of geese. Hee.)